Trump has fired widely despised Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a key architect of his mass deportations.

What? How did this happen without me hearing about it at all?

First, thank fuck she’s gone. But second, what horrible creature will be (or already has) replaced her?

But second, what horrible creature will be (or already has) replaced her?

Markwayne (somehow, that’s his actual name) Mullin.

He’s perhaps best known as the senator who challenged a union leader to a fistfight during a Senate hearing.

He’s also a former MMA fighter (3-0-0), loves violence against women, and hates limits on profiteering off holding political office.