I understand that, when my dog stops on our walks to sniff every goddamn twig and each freakin’ blade of grass, she is decoding, deciphering, and analyzing the complicated world around her, but what I can’t quite figure out is exactly what she plans on doing with that information.
@UncleDuke1969 She’s reading pee mail.

@wendinoakland @UncleDuke1969

This made me laugh more than it probably should have. Thank you.

@Morgunin @UncleDuke1969 It helps to explain the way the dog-brain works, mapping out the world in fine changes of scent, who was where, how they are.

@wendinoakland @UncleDuke1969

I know, I was laughing at the terminology.

@UncleDuke1969 I get it. One just needs to know everything. How else will one know whether or not one needs to know it? :) :) :)

I Need to know everything. :) Starts at 1:33 #YesMinister #NeedToKnow

https://youtu.be/vh1eCDotdSc?si=1biQjjnsQltPOcpc&t=93

Cabinet plot against the PM - Yes, Prime Minister - BBC comedy

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@UncleDuke1969 I think the cool canines call it doom strolling?

@UncleDuke1969 She's surfing the doggernet. When she pees, she's posting messages for the other dogs.

Do you ever ask yourself what you intend to do with all the info you look at every day online or on paper?