At what age would your being-you-ness have caused someone to burn you for being a witch?
@NanoRaptor Whenever I weighed the same as a duck.

@jamesthomson 160g for an adult pygmy goose, to 650kg for the australian Demon Duck, dromornis.

we're ALL FUCKED!

@NanoRaptor @jamesthomson Not to be pedantic, but I believe you mean “we’re ALL DUCKED!”