JJ CeleryMar 7

To my non-sewing friends I thought I'd explain.

A thread chicken is a "game" sewists play when they can see the thread is running out, but they keep going regardless hoping to finish before the thread does run out.

Modern sewing machines use thread on top and the bottom. The bottom thread is wound from the main spool onto a tiny plastic spool called a bobbin.

The bobbin is in a casing under the sewing machine foot, so not visible while you're sewing.

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Attached: 1 image You wouldn't take me for a person who enjoys extreme sports but I just played - and won - bobbin chicken on a buttonhole :d20: #sewing

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Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

Therefore playing bobbin chicken is a more extreme version of thread chicken: you won't know if you won or not until you're finished sewing the seam and check underneath. You can't usually tell you ran out while you're sewing.

Now onto buttonholes. Some machines have buttonholes done in several steps, but mine has a one-step buttonhole. This makes it faster and more consistent, but also makes it impossible to resume making one if you ran out of either main or bobbin thread.

#sewing

Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

No, if you fuck up a buttonhole you have to start over. You must undo all the stitches, and then hope you didn't damage the fabric, and try again.

The buttonholes are made out of tiny stitches that are very very close together and it's A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ARSE to undo them. It's min 20 mins of work. You should do everything to never have to do that.

So playing chicken on a bobbin thread you can't see run out, on a stitch that will take you forever to fix?

Brave or very, very stupid.

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Show threadvicarvernonMar 7
@jjcelery 3 times my bobbin ran out today, 1st and 3rd I was using the remainder of already loaded bobbins, the 2nd time I didn't wind enough on for what was needed. The 3rd was a different colour.
Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7
@vicarvernon I'm sorry for your pain and I cringed on your behalf from over here 
Show threadvicarvernonMar 7
@jjcelery more frustrating than painful. One of the fleeces was terrible at creeping under the foot, so the stripes on the tartan are 'off' at the hem. I'm going to see that every time I use it. That is going to be painful.
Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

@vicarvernon I did my first fleece project just last week and couldn't get the seams under the arm to square to save my life  

Hem on a tartan? I'm not sure if I'll ever be brave enough for a tartan 

Show threadvicarvernonMar 7
@jjcelery it's not pretty, but functional.
Show threadvicarvernonMar 7
@jjcelery the circled area of hemming on the red tartan is out by about 5mm, whereas the oval is almost spot on. The blue fleece moved on the thread line as indicated by the pink arrows.
Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

@vicarvernon oh it's on the inside! It's the worst - only you will ever know, yet it irks. But hey, I got just the thing for you, let me dig out the toot...

Ah there it is:

https://eldritch.cafe/@sinituulia/115740383995708393

resist the urge 😉

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And, at the end, quite sweet despite the patina of the era: "WHEN you have completed your dress, it may not be perfect in every respect, but if you have been careful, it will surely be very nice, and something of which you may be very proud, because it represents much care and thought. Finish it well to the last loop, and sew in the dress shields. Take out the basting threads, be sure that the seams are finished, and that it is all in “‘apple-pie order.” Don’t point out to people any defects that may exist. Do not lift up the overskirt to show that the underskirt is pieced down with goods of a different kind. Do not show that the under-arm pieces are faded. Do not tell anybody that the full front covers buttonholes that are torn out. Do not say that the beautiful bias band around the bottom of the skirt hides a ghastly muslin gap. --"

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@jjcelery essentially these are just fleece blankets. There is no inside, other than how they're rolled up.
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Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

@vicarvernon updated the earlier toot with a link, but posting it here too in case you don't get a notification:

https://eldritch.cafe/@sinituulia/115740383995708393

Sini Tuulia (@[email protected])

And, at the end, quite sweet despite the patina of the era: "WHEN you have completed your dress, it may not be perfect in every respect, but if you have been careful, it will surely be very nice, and something of which you may be very proud, because it represents much care and thought. Finish it well to the last loop, and sew in the dress shields. Take out the basting threads, be sure that the seams are finished, and that it is all in “‘apple-pie order.” Don’t point out to people any defects that may exist. Do not lift up the overskirt to show that the underskirt is pieced down with goods of a different kind. Do not show that the under-arm pieces are faded. Do not tell anybody that the full front covers buttonholes that are torn out. Do not say that the beautiful bias band around the bottom of the skirt hides a ghastly muslin gap. --"

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Show threadJJ CeleryMar 7

@vicarvernon and also, this:

https://mastodon.ie/@jjcelery/115837709097988557

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Content warning: Very minor spoiler for "The Outfit"

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Show threadvicarvernonMar 8

@jjcelery too late! I'm fallen. Learn from me, for I cannot learn from myself.

Why is it always the few things that you get wrong that fix themselves in the mind rather than the myriad things that you get right?

Show threadJJ CeleryMar 8

@vicarvernon well if tou cannot help yourself I will do it for you and pretend not to see mistakes you have pointed out.

These are the finest tartan fleeces that I have ever seen!