Riker Googling
how to find a cat lost in a holodeck
Mar 7 at 9:31pmWeb
Show threadcraignicolMar 7
@RikerGoogling laser pointer
Show threadHeliographMar 7
@craignicol if well attached even better #laser #cat @RikerGoogling
Show thread𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"Mar 7
@RikerGoogling Just turn off the holodeck Riker. Why did you bring Spot there to begin with?
Show threadjosh g.Mar 7

@Lana @RikerGoogling hey, a cat's allowed to have a good time too

mmmmmreooooww

Show threadTobias πŸŒ’πŸŒ•πŸŒ˜Mar 7
@Lana @RikerGoogling That's not Spot. That's a tribble with legs.
Show threadwafflesMar 7
@RikerGoogling holographic can of wet food
Show threadBlake C. StaceyMar 7
@RikerGoogling "Computer, activate 'ps ps ps' loop Riker-alpha"
Show threadyeah, matty, againMar 7
@RikerGoogling Commander, if you go "pssp pssp pssp" a few times, someone from Engineering will be along to assist
Show threadI TRIED TO TELL YOUMar 7
@RikerGoogling Just open a can. Any can.
Show threadHeliographMar 7
@RikerGoogling first check if there's alien invaders on board... (*ie #alf)
Show threadSabrina Web  πŸ“ŽMar 7
@RikerGoogling with the same old trick: shaking a box of treats
Show thread⁂ Fish Id WardrobeMar 7
@RikerGoogling the holodeck has a routine for that, just say "computer, show me the mouse pointer."
Show threadbewitchedmindMar 8
@RikerGoogling Rustle a bag with treats.
Show threadPaul McGraneMar 8
@RikerGoogling Spot, Arch Your Back
Show threadGentleMan GefMar 9

@RikerGoogling

Try putting a piece of tuna in your blouse

Show threadI TRIED TO TELL YOUMar 9
@SecularJeffrey @RikerGoogling Capital idea as none of the unis have zippers.