Boxnoggin wants all his fans to know he has had a bath today, and he Did Not Like It, even if he also got a vigorous towelling AND several treats for suffering so patiently.

He is clean, soft, sweet-smelling, and RESENTFUL.

@lilithsaintcrow HOW COULD MOTHER?
@steevmi1 Someone else bathed him, Mother simply did not interfere.
@lilithsaintcrow MOTHER ADMITS BEING AN ACCOMPLICE!
@steevmi1 Mother proudly admits it! Mother even WASHED HIS HARNESS! (And his BEDDING!)
@lilithsaintcrow Can I just say, as a middle-aged woman in corporate america, I, too, am clean, soft, sweet-smelling, and RESENTFUL.
@Karadarr I feel like this needs to be on an Effin’ Birds. (Or done in needlepoint!)

@lilithsaintcrow <Wanders off to see what "effin' birds" is>
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<Returns with merch>

Seconded.

@Karadarr My work here, she is done.