A happy consequence should be called a prosequence

https://lemmy.ca/post/61422691

A happy consequence should be called a prosequence - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

Only if you don’t bother to learn what the words you use mean.

Inherited from Middle English con-, from Latin con-, from cum (“with”). … Indicating a common origin, from, coming from the root: consequence as what comes from the sequence

So kids can be called… Cumsequences?..
Only if you are a really bad father.