@nova '(...) Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless!'
@DenOfEarth@ElBeeToots@nova Pointed stick, eh? Well, when you're walkin' 'ome tonight and someone comes at you with a bunch of loganberries don't come cryin' to ME!
@nova My cats always want to sniff them when I hold a banana in my hand. And they always turn back abruptly with a disgusted look in their eyes. As if they want to say "How on earth can she eat that stuff!!"