Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?

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Try a touch of salt.
Salt? Hmm… No sure if you’re joking…

No, look up a recipe for a guacamole for instance.

Also you might be eating then before they’re ripe (it can be hard to tell), though I think that’s more a texture thing than taste

It’s definitely a taste thing too. Unripe avacados have very little flavor.