Or, hear me out… I could go the rest of my life not knowing who the fuck this dude is.
True, I didn’t know who he was until yesterday.
I still don’t know.

Open wide, here comes more than you did want to know.

I’ll come back afterwards to read who this fucking guy is. Or is he the new intern replacing Crispy Gnome?

Not an intern, but yes, the replacement to Gnome.
intern talent, C suite responsibility