There are times when I wish I could take an open source project by the hand and explain to them the art of public facing communication. Such simple things as how a person who doesn't live and breathe the thing gets started, and even as basic as WHAT THE DAMN THING ACTUALLY DOES.

This is one of those times.

@JennyList A lot of developers don't know it but It's actually ok if you write a dumb single sentence description of your project as if you were explaining it to a ten-year-old. Nobody comes and takes away your 1337 C0d3r membership card. I don't know how that rumor started but it's not true.