I just want juice, is that so much to ask?

https://lemmy.world/post/43907171

Meanwhile in Canada

Juices like this also exist in the US…
Give it a year with the way your country is massively declining. Soon the FDA will classify straight sugar water is “juice”.
In the country where pizza is a vegetable, you’re probably not far off. Soon enough they’ll all be drinking Brawndo and water will be known only for being in toilets.
I think you mean “straight high fructose corn syrup water”.