The place I'm going to for brunch has street parking. So can someone put a few quarters in the parking meter for me? Thanks!😘

Whoa! Parking prices are up! Swipe your credit card for me?

And while you're at it, the place we are going to war with costs us $1 billion a day. Can you pay that too? Thx!

And that's $1 billion just in hard costs! That's not counting inflation from higher fuel prices due to Hormuz being closed.

I'm appealing to your "price of eggs" and "kitchen table issues," 🍳because appealing to not bombing children's schools, and not fighting wars for christofascism, isn't working.