Jen: I overcooked this bacon, so I’m throwing it away

Me: EXCUSE ME, NO YOU ARE NOT you could give me crispies and I’ll eat them even if they’re shoe leather. GIVE ME THE CRISPIES, PLEASE

@adhdeanasl Whizz them up in a blender and make Bacon Salt!
@adhdeanasl fine bits of bacon with pesto and pasta?
@adhdeanasl absolutely! Never. Throw. The. Crispies.