News stations all around the world blare when it's found out that the approaching massive Black Hole was just a Galactic Macro.
Scientists send a probe asking for mercy for the tiny planet. Weeks pass until a response finally arrives.
"Lol. Skill issue."
TRAVEL: World heritage landmark toppled as Macro tourist leans on it to take a picture.
"Not my fault they made this for ants," tourist said.
For more information regarding what monuments you can stand on, see our updated list at eleven.
Arriving to college, only to see chaos and mayhem strewn all around.
Meanwhile, on the corner a Macro is shouting as he's being detained.
"But why? I did nothing wrong! There were no schools on the street while I stomped around. Just cars and people and stuff..."
Good news! New Draconic Airlines is now open for business.
Get a ticket to go inside this massive dragon, who'll fly* you to your destination.
And for a limited time, discounted prices when it comes to priority boarding.
*May not get to reach it depending on load.
Having a partner who is smaller than you is fine and all, until Macro March comes around and your 50kg or so partner still expects you to carry them in your arms now that they are 100x their size.
Lifting one of their toes still counts, right?
Hey, did you know it's Macro March?
Sure doesn't feel like it, no tinies under my paws u.u.
Hey, why not celebrate together? Here, just let me take off my shoe. Just ignore whatever sounds come out from inside.
Unless you'd rather take a look in yourself? ;)
It is said that there are so many bugs that if they all decided to raise, they'd completely dominate every other species on Earth.
However, when they ended up doing so and were as tall as skyscrapers, well, better lick those tarsi clean if you don't want to end up squashed like a "bug" yourself...
Lol.
Imagine being a nano, calling it "night" when I come back from work and throw my socks over your habitat. The light filtering through the threads your "stars".
Talks about "global warming" as I toy with your globe between my paws...
Making the tallest building possible to show your devotion by being closer to the gods.
On one hand, congratulations, Senpai noticed you.
On the other, after using the tip of tower to scrap off the dirt between my toes, the Tiger's getting some ideas on what to do with these new worshipers ...
"But why must we serve the giants?" The young acolyte asked.
"It's as it's always been." The elder said, leading the young man to the ancient murals showing the history of their race.
A bunch of Macro/micro comms throughout the years by the graying fox above.
Social media in a furry world during this month must be wild.
Imagine a post praising a Macro for helping the city by using blocks to make new buildings. Like if playing with Legos.
Followed by a post of that Macro gleefully kicking said buildings down. Like when you're done playing with Legos...
Beware size shifters.
Trying to bully one shorter than you, thinking that's what they want, only to find out they're in a dom mood.
And that the shifting they do is not of *their* size...
Hi, this is your Macro Uber speaking. Unfortunately, ran out of space in my pockets, is the inside of my shoe okay?
Feeling comfortable? Good.
What's that? How long until your destination?
Sorry, no hablo micro.
*cancels your ride as you didn't show up*
You know, my tiger's canonically a genie. Being all powerful and capable of making any* of your** wishes come true.
*As long as it's related to being shrunk down and then placed inside my shoe, pressed against my pits, becoming a small snack, etc.
**My.
You strike the wall in front of you, but your pick just bounces off again. This mountain had seemed odd from the start, but you hoped things got easier the more you climbed. You try one last time when the ground rumbles and you lose your balance. Landing, you open your eyes, a giant eye staring at you.
You're on "top" the Macro's stomach now
"Sorry, little one, that tickles," the Macro says. Another "mount" raising behind you. He winks, "Unless you meant to do that?"
You were told not to deal with the Mafia, but you needed the money, and when they asked you to take part in their "small" league baseball tournament to clear your debt, you leapt at the opportunity.
Now, shrunk down and with all bases filled, it's your turn at the bat, and against all odds, you lead your team to victory.
You all cheer, until you start getting picked up by the gangsters one by one.
Ofc your prize is to become their new playthings. Who cares about losers?
Growing more and more as Macro March goes on.
What started as just a normal guy became a titan.
Then a god.
Then an intergalactic being.
Then watching the starts and ends of whole universes.
Then starting to notice a pattern on how universes where arranged. Just like atoms...
Then growing again to find himself as small as a mote of dust on a wooden floor before feeling the crush from a giant paw.
"Ugh, another bug. Why do they always appear around this month?"
With the month almost over, your boss calls you to his office. You've been volunteered to be grown up, get insider information from all these rampaging macros, and relay it back.
The experiment, however, does not go as planned, and you end up destroying the building during your growth spurts.
"Hey, nice work there."
You turn around, a gaggle of Macros taking you under their wing to show you the ropes.
And you want to make them proud.
For the info, of course...
Getting your first role in a movie should have been a huge moment. What you did not expect was being a random extra in a Kaiju movie, with real Macros in the role.
The Director stops the production for now, when a giant paw snatches you.
The movie's star needing some release during their break...
Pawggers
Zordrak Shadowfang