Michigander 
Something I love about the fedi is that you feel the rotation of the earth. I wake up at 5 am and my feed is filled with realtime chatter from my European mutuals, not filled with random algorithmic schlock from times and places unknown.
HawtP0tat0@Michigander
I regret to inform you all your mutuals are actually in your area and simple stay up until 5am to fill your morning feed because we care about you.