Furries. No hate, just not even remotely interested.

And anime.

This would have been my top line comment. I wish anime wasn’t such a glaring blind spot for me, because it’s something so many people connect on. But I see it like reality TV. There’s 1000 shows with 1000 episodes each, and some shows are probably great, but I’ve never been interested.

FLCL has like 6 episodes and is a good entry point

That is like pushing someone into the deep end of weird.

I know you’re struggling to get into this genre, here try this story about a kid who grows a phallic unicorn horn from his forehead…