“Just his luck to get busted just before Trump makes it legal.” https://theonion.com/doj-employee-charged-in-child-pornography-case/
DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case

Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?

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