Was the headline AI authored?

No they didn’t. CloudFlare created a vibe-coded knockoff of Next.js that will be a nightmare to maintain and no one with half a brain would touch, so they could get a few headlines from credulous outlets like The Pulse.

In reality, this garbage will wither away quickly, because it’s a security and stability nightmare created by one guy who hasn’t read his own code and doesn’t actually know what’s in it.