You have 99 problems ?
Learn French.
Voilà, now you have
4, 20, 10, 9 problems
@tournesol 😂​😂​😂​ I "love" how French forces me to do math when pronouncing simple numbers

@elena @tournesol
When I was young and we used to spell phone number, I was always the stupid guy that asked when I heard 60 16, "vous voulez dire le nombre 7 et 6 ou soixante et seize" ?

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06 60 16 ...
06 76 ...

@michaelmathy @tournesol oh wow I had never thought of it this way... indeed if your phone number is 60 followed by 16 you're in so much trouble 😂​