i'm bored on a metaphysical level & it is causing me to act out on a cosmological scale
who's to say this life, this corporeal form, isn't itself some kind of elaborate meat pumpkin created to provide me enrichment & keep me from the higher dimensional equivalent of destroying the sofa
which I FULLY intend to still do
@nash I'd buy it. My mortal form is the bodily equivalent of an empty tissue box.