@jalefkowit I had to look up “the worst email ever” by former VP of Microsoft Devices Group Stephen Elop in 2014, and WOW it’s bad. 11 paragraphs in before he announces massive layoffs.

Elop got laid off the following year, though, so…

https://news.microsoft.com/source/2014/07/17/stephen-elops-email-to-employees/