Hofmaimaier

oldest shitpost yet.

https://feddit.org/post/26735914

Mar 6 at 8:34pmWeb
Show threadGorkMar 6
Is… is there a Rule 34 of this?
Show threadthenextguyMar 6

See rule 35

34. There is porn of it, no exceptions 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
Show threadJerb322Mar 6
So is that a fossilized arrow pointing at what is being talked about?
Show threadNickwithaCMar 6

lay egg

Show threadprotistMar 6

Excrete, have sex, lay egg

Excrete, have sex, lay egg

Excrete, have sex, lay egg

Show threadNotSteve_Mar 6
All people want to do these days is lie, eat hot chip and lay egg 😤
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 7
Aaa we had the same thought but you were 7 hours faster
Show threadSeductiveTortoiseMar 6
Stop it, we will never be financially stable enough for any of these! 😭
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 7
Any dino born after 190 million BCE can’t hunt, all they know is tar pit, lay egg, twerk, shit and piss through same hole, eat hot leaf and lie.”
Show threadHossenfefferMar 6
We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint at an office party…
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 7
Not me! I wasn’t at the party and it was a bag of buttholes
Show threadlastunusedusername2Mar 7
The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild
Show threadSillyDudeMar 7
Why did the piss hole and fuck holes stay together while the shit hole got to evolve away? Mammels keep fucking each other in the shit holes anyways.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 7
The orifice of kings
Show threadFloodedwombMar 7
All girls know these days is excrete, have sex and lay egg.