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@amorablackrose in fact, Count von Count represents an obscure bit of vampire lore that I wish more writers used
The compulsive counting is as real of a thing as the aversion to running water

@WizardOfDocs @amorablackrose Obscure? I think it's common while cool and worthy of more use in media.

People spill rice to delay a vampire (who has already untied the bootstraps), vampires use otherwise highly forbidden magic to parallelize grain counting.

@lukyan @amorablackrose where are you seeing it? Because I never do.

@WizardOfDocs @amorablackrose I think I know of only three examples, so yes, it's obscure.

Of movies, Dracula II: Ascension, or Dracula 3000, I'm not sure which I've seen.

Of literature, The Laundry Files.

Of webcomics, The Kingfisher (gay and horror).

@lukyan @amorablackrose thanks
Honestly I think the only more obscure vampire lore I've actually seen in a story is vampire squash, which I know from Ursula Vernon's Digger

@lukyan @WizardOfDocs @amorablackrose

There was an x-files episode where Mulder spilled his sunflower seeds on the floor in order to escape a vampire.

Season 5, Episode 12 "Bad Blood"