Waiting to get my blood labs drawn at a place that also has a weight loss clinic and they have a screen in the waiting room that shows, among other things, testimonials

One of which talked about how they "broke the shackles that food has on me" and how great it is to "live free from food"

and I'm over here like, "I too am stifled by living in a vessel of flesh. Imagine how much money and time I could save if I didn't require food!"