The Picard Maneuver
Cat cafe
Mar 6 at 1:18pmWeb
Show threadji59Mar 6
What did the bee or bird do to be banned?
Show threadKoboldCoterieMar 6
Not even questioning the horse or the rabbit, like it’s obvious why they were banned. That’s speciesist.
Show threadstarikMar 6
The rabbit is clearly a thief
Show threadji59Mar 6
I can imagine the horse could also try to pet an employee. But how would bee do that? With its sting?
Show threadttyybbMar 6
I’d guess for breaking all known laws of aviation
Show threadhamFoilHatMar 6
I don’t think the horse was even banned, I think he just saw a wall of pictures and added his own signed one.
Show threadRustyNovaMar 6

Bird is doing occult rituals

Rabbit is a sneaky thief

Horse is dumb

Bee? Idk it’s rare to see bee

Show threadAlcoholicornMar 6
Show threadfrogMar 6
Lol. Who is the artist?
Show threadAlcoholicornMar 6

Bouncebacktolifecomics.

IDK why my copy has their watermark removed.

Show threadfrogMar 6
Based. Thank you.
Show threadGorkMar 6
Khajiit have wares if you have coin
Show threadjayboneMar 6
Any place that has a large “banned wall” is probably nice.
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 6

I always wanted to run a retro game store/arcade with one.

I wanted to have themed party rooms. like one theme had a classic console TV, orange shag carpet, wood panneled walls. for an added fee you could have “grandma” deliver some fresh baked cookies to you and your friends. maybe even “dad” screaming at you to take out the trash.

Show thread(des)mosthenesMar 6
why last tense…?
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 6

I got old and having a family is a heavy financial burden.

I have to financially plan for their school, possible college, and long-term care for when I’m dead.

Show threadttyybbMar 6
And a successful business could do all of that
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 6

would love to but I don’t have the million dollars to risk on a business that may or may not do well in the area.

my family dies pretty young (in their 60s) and I only have 5-15 years left before I’m I’m that range.

If I was 20-30 years younger, I would probably take the risk.

Show thread(des)mosthenesMar 6
touché
Show threadKokusnussRitterMar 6
I am too young for granny, but I could be mom, barging in with OJ and healthy snacks, repulsed by the violent or scandalously sexy games you play
Show threadBratoschMar 6
At first I thought you meant you’d barge in with OJ Simpson
Show threadttyybbMar 6
Same
Show thread[deleted]Mar 6
They are either really nice or terrible but you will figure out which one almost immediately.
Show threadcaptainlezbianMar 6
I used to go to a sex shop that had one. Each picture had a reason, and it was entertaining
Show threadWorldsDumbestManMar 6
Why again is petting people inappropriate?
Show threadrailway692Mar 6

She didn’t get permission first.

The rule is to present your hand for inspection first. They will sniff, and then in Soviet Russia the cat will pet you.

YMMV with people.

Show threadMulligrubsMar 6
The little manager’s mustache