sad_detective_man

The thing i wish upon all trans rule

https://sopuli.xyz/post/42157896

Mar 6 at 9:24amWeb
Show threadhayvanMar 6
Trans people who would like one. I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t but I respect choices.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 6
I don’t I DESIRE THE CHAINSAW TO BE MANDATORY
Show threadMs. ArmoredThirteenMar 6

So many good choices

Show threadSnot FlickermanMar 6
As long as they get to swap it out with the gauntlet hand when appropriate. Boomstick not included but can be bought in the sporting goods section of S-Mart. Groovy.
Show threadCatoblepasMar 6

Them: Have you had The Surgery?

Me: [chainsaw noises] What do you think?

Show threadSnot FlickermanMar 6
[ happy gay chainsaw sounds ]
Show threadrtxnMar 6
“Dieselpunk transhumanism” is a criminally unexploited concept.
Show threadBerengaria_of_NavarreMar 6
…makes fingering something of a challenge.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 6
Better work on non dominant hand. Or perhaps the option for a chainsaw leg should be in order
Show threadBerengaria_of_NavarreMar 6
or this?
Assault Rifle and Grenade Launcher Leg Girl (Rose McGowan) | Planet Terror (2007)

YouTube
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 6
Oh shit yeah. That’s a good alternative. God that’s dope.
Show threadmastod0nMar 6
Oooor the other hand?
Show threaddjsoren19Mar 6
I’ve always felt like you’d prefer for your non-dominant hand to become the chainsaw. that way you could still hold a pistol with your dominant hand. Ash didn’t really get to choose which hand he lost, so he had to make do.
Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 6
butbutbut i dont want to hurt people…
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 6
I know it’s a big responsibility. But with time you will come to wield your saw deftly. I trust you with industrial tools ❤️
Show threadfroufoxMar 6
i don’t want this but would like to be able to transform to a chainsaw consciously, kinda chainsaw man way
Show threadGalacticSushiMar 6

If there was a button where I have a 99% chance to win a million dollars, but a 1% chance to turn into a girl with a chainsaw arm, I’d press it. Probably for less. Maybe even $20 dollars.

Still cischainsaw tho.

Show threadTotally Human Emdash UserMar 6
If am not trans, may I still have a chainsaw hand, or would that be disrespectful to the trans community?
Show threadRose Thorne(She/Her)Mar 6

So long as you use it responsibly and to help codify our rights, you have my vote.

We’ll bring this before the Council of the Trans for further discussion. You’ll know in 1-2 weeks, and then it takes another week to schedule the surgery.

Show threadnightlilyMar 6
Hail to the Monarch, baby
Show threadGalacticSushiMar 6
Groovy 🦾
Show threadRose Thorne(She/Her)Mar 6

Could I get mine swapped for a chainsword instead?

I want to be able to handle anti-trans heresy appropriately.