I desire this product from AliExpress.

On top of everything else, its name, "Violent Fan", and its capacity for "Make fire" makes me hum "Blisters in the Sun"*.

* I'm old, shut up.

@onegeekarmy When they say ‘make fire' I'm sure it doesn't mean that it catches itself on fire. It definitely wouldn’t catch itself on fire. Especially not something where half-way down the listing its name changes to ‘crazy king high-speed fan'. You can always trust the crazy king.
(ps: buy it!)
@billgoats I'm soooo tempted 😁
@onegeekarmy You definitely won't regret buying the crazy king's violent fan ;)
(doooo it!)

@billgoats Maybe I just did.

These key points pushed me over the edge:

Versatile Usage Scenarios:From car blowing to film studio shooting, this turbo jet fan is a versatile tool for a range of applications.
Multi-Speed Regulation:Features 4 gear speed settings, enabling precise control and a violent mode for tough cleaning tasks.

I sometimes need a violent, tough cleaning mode and I'm very intrigued by the concept of blowing cars. This is clearly the product for me.

Will report.

@onegeekarmy Just be careful! Wouldn’t want you to be shooting a film (I guess it *does* look a bit like an old super-8 camera) and accidentally choose violence instead… 🌬️
@onegeekarmy I have something similar I received as gift. It uses a Makita battery (my tool ecosystem) and it’s like hell’s own cold air hairdryer. I hadn’t considered what it would do as an aid to building a fire… that’s both compelling and terrifying. :)
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