If you make jokes about rubber dinghies and £45k to sneak (back? How would that even work?) into the UK I will unfriend and, if necessary, block you. The Home Office just made ICE a thing that British authorities do now with the proposed new laws. This includes forcibly restraining children. Children. And BTW it isn’t even £45,000. It is £10k per person up to a max of £40,000. This is going to dramatically backfire.