“Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.”

‘No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!’

“The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.”

13th C, BnF Fra. 95, f.177v @MedMilMedicine #globalmuseum #MontyPython