I know. Somehow, I've always known.

https://lemmy.world/post/43860365

At no point in his life did Luke get any. Ever. Hell, Yoda probably slung his leg over more often. But permavirgin Luke? Nope.

BLOCKS YOUR PATH.

I don’t know who that is.

Mara Jade, from the non-Disney Star Wars universe.

She’s Luke’s wife.

Huh. TIL.

Thank you.