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Will you marry me?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56346000

Will you marry me? - sh.itjust.works

Lemmy

Mar 6 at 1:11amWeb
Show threadTrying2KnowMyse[theyMar 6
Yes! I thought you’d never ask!
Show threadAeaoMar 13
Is that sadam Husain ?
Show threadTrying2KnowMyse[theyMar 13
No, it’s Joe.
Show threadactionjboneMar 6
Sorry, can’t. That other guy is already planning to marry you.
Show threadusernameusernameMar 6
Dang, I kinda wanted to marry all of you
Show threadactionjboneMar 6
That’d be big o’ you.
Show threaddandelion (she/her)Mar 6
<searches furiously for a bigamy joke in the subtext>
Show threadAeaoMar 13
Is appreciate your effort . That’s very big of you.
Show threaddaggermoonMar 6
Potentially. Are you a goth girl and can I call you mommy?
Show threadusernameusernameMar 6
Yes
Show threadorc girlyMar 7
I declare you married
Show threadAeaoMar 7
I would but I’m not a fan of consent. Would you struggle a bit?
Show threadfolahtMar 10

𝄞 - ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ﾟ. … I can’t live without you
You’re the one for me
The one I want to live with
Please be my bride to be
And spend your time with me
We’ll make a family

Ooh ooh…

Will you marry me? and cherish me forever
like it’s meant to be
as lover, wife and best friend

You are the one for me
we will live happily
so please accept my plea

and…
si-hing…
Ye he he he esss…!!

Show threadA🔻atar of 🔻engeanceMar 15
Not big on poly. Mormon-coded