Get a dog, the walks become mandatory.

Then there are days when the dog has to sniff every third blade of grass…inevitably, this happens when you’re short on time and trying to do a quick walk…

And then there’s rain, snow, extreme cold, extreme heat…yeah walking a dog has it all!

inevitably, this happens when you’re short on time and trying to do a quick walk…

I swear, my dog knows…

Dogs have no concept of time. The walk takes as long as it takes, and the human has no idea.
I prefer birds. I can train them to go to the stick mounted over a garbage bin to poop, and I can still harness them up and take them out to fly around.