Citrus Con request for a HSR x KOTH crossover ship! πŸ›Έ

"Dale, approached by Sunday that fateful night, believes himself to have been chosen by an angelic alien. None of the guys nor Nancy believe him though."

#art #kingOfTheHill

gamifying my art uploads to my archive by receiving serotonin from the insane tags I can add to my art... he'll yeah

https://archive.scumsuck.com/post/view/438

@scumsuck "a small smile like a wet chihuahua" amazing

-Rot

@forestsystem There's no other dog that could fit Dale as well as a shaking and bald chihuahua πŸ’–
@scumsuck oh man i ship this so hard and i barely know who sunday is. this request is so based πŸ‘ΌπŸ¦—
@whimwitch RIGHT i know nothing about honkeys and their star rail but Dale DESERVES to find an anime eyed alien to love him and validate his psychosis πŸ«€
@scumsuck ... this is inspiring a future commission request i will have to come back to you with..... dale and his multiple angelic lovers that no one believes him about
@whimwitch oh hell yeaHHHHH. Dale needs a Komaeda. Or a Kaworu. Or a Bakura. Or a Yami Bakura telling him to kidnap Hank and force him to play tabletop board fames.
@scumsuck omg stoooop dale would get so into dnd, but he wouldn't understand that it's all larp 😭😭😭😭 he would be IN LOVE with yami bakura telling him to rob local museums and beat up random high schoolers for millennium items
@whimwitch ”dangit dale you gotta get rid of that old necklace. It makes you look... Not right." Whispering sweet nothings to dale that no one else can hear!!!! I wonder what Dale's mind room looks like... Same as his wet basement? Some baby toys like yugi?
@scumsuck lmao it would probably look like a good candidate for an episode of storage wars
Incredible crossover that I never even knew I needed.

a crowd of people are sitting ...
@naobeausca.bsky.social ME NEITHER til i asked the commissioner explained it to me!! Dale goes REALLY good with fantasy anime boyz!
Now I'm imagining Dale as a weeb that loves bishies... I have been shown the light. πŸ˜‡πŸ™
@naobeausca.bsky.social it just makes sense, the pale skin and big eyes. Magical powers and spiritual vessels and isekai time travel. Bishies were the real ancient alien!!
This image feels especially fitting when you consider Dale the Weeb rambling to the guys about bishies conspiracy theories.
@naobeausca.bsky.social ohhh I can see Hank as the anime fan who is dismissive of Dale's shonen slop and boy gacha games... All while Hank is hopelessly addled to Love Live and K-on!