Noted Pervert 🧄

In Lord Of The Rings, Gandalf couldn't eavesdrop on what the tree people were saying to each other.

That's because their communications were ent-to-ent encrypted

Mar 5 at 8:45pmWeb
Show threadChris L-W👻🚫Mar 5
@bean lol
Show threadEllie (please install drivers)Mar 5
@bean bean.
Show threadQuantium 40Mar 5
@bean This explains why their communication is so slow. Entcryption takes time! 😉
Show threadfelizMar 6

@bean @Quantium40

I heard they implemented an algorithm with a 256-hobbit key. That's 32 hobbytes!

Show threadQuantium 40Mar 6
@feliz @bean Always on (Isen)guard these guys!
Show threadMatilda LoveMar 5
@bean get out of my house
Show threadsome birdsMar 5
@bean wins the internet for March 5, 2026
Show threadAmber Or BustMar 8
@bean mastodon badly needs a button dedicated to appreciating terrible puns.
Show threadAdam MillerchipMar 8
@bean he just needed some Merkle Root from Radagast.
Show threadJellyfriend Mar 8
@bean absolutly one of the worst series of words i have ever read 
Show threadThomas =:-)Mar 8
@bean @geekysteven </groan>