Oh good. Channel 5 is making a drama about the downfall of Huw Edwards. And, without a doubt, the perfect actor to play Welsh-speaking Edwards (raised in Llangennech as the son of a Welsh-language activist and academic, and a Welsh-medium schoolteacher) is...

*taps earpiece*

...uhhh...

*blinks*

...Martin Clunes, a privately-educated Englishman from Wimbledon.

I'm sure this will not be at all excruciating for Welsh viewers.