"Last name?"

"Doctor."

"I asked for your *last* name."

"My last name is Doctor."

:"Oh... first name."

"Doctor."

"You misheard me. I asked for your first name."

"My first name is Doctor."

"Your full name is Doctor Doctor?"

"Yes."

"I see. Profession?"

"Doctor."

"Er... Doctor Doctor Doctor?"

"Yes. That's it."

"What can I do for you Doctor Doctor Doctor?"

"I want to change my name."

"Why?"

"People call me Doctor Doctor when they should call me Doctor Doctor. It is really rude for them to use my first name rather than my title."

"I see... what name do you want."

"For first name, I'd like Esquire, and for last Engineer."

"So... Doctor Esquire Engineer?"

"Yes."

"I object."

"Why?"

"That's *my* name!"

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