NeptuneOrbit

observational powers

https://lemmy.world/post/43893921

Mar 5 at 7:41pmWeb
Show threadgigastasioMar 5
Palpatine to Luke: “I suppose you think you’re some sort of return of the Jedi.”
Show threadzaphodMar 5
Reminds me of when Leia said to Luke that there is a new hope now that he joined the rebellion.
Show threadnullMar 5
She flubbed the line as “only hope” and they missed it while filming. They didn’t have the tech to fix it in post. Like most films of that era they were made better by all those happy accidents.
Show threadcattywampasMar 5
Still a better line than “it’s salt”
Show threadAeronMelonMar 5
Resistance soldier: “What is the ground made of? It’s white on top and deep red underneath. Imma put it in my mouth.”
Show threadFinjaminPoachMar 5

Star Wars Episode VIII: It’s Salt

Show threadstupidcaseyMar 5

This Phantom Menace might cause an Attack of the Clones for the Revenge of the Sith, I sure do want A new Hope before The Empire Strikes Back Maybe we’ll get a Return of the Jedi before the end of this StarWars

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And absolutely nothing else.

Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 5
What if the force awakens the last jedi and brings about the rise of Skywalker?
Show threadstupidcaseyMar 5
It won’t, that’s tge end of my sentence.
Show threadZorqueMar 5
It’ll make a lot of rich people lots of money and have no noteworthy aspects.
Show threadwonderingwandererMar 6
I’d say it would have many noteworthy aspects… but those aspects would only be noteworthy for how utter shit they are…
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 5
Oh no! It looks like we’re caught up in a star war!
Show threadMeekerThanBeakerMar 5
This is the type of line that streaming execs would force their writers to implement for their movies and shows.
Show threadIgnotumMar 5
“it’s star wars time”
Starts star waring
Show threadTheEmpireStrikesDakMar 5
And then they struck Dak. :'(