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according to horse game reddit, there is a tumblr sexyman npc

somehow im not surprised he’s just a dude in a tophat with vague? evil vibes?

Mar 5 at 6:47pmWeb
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met the sexyman
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good fuckin lord they made him tall lmao
Show threadCJ "siege" BellwetherMar 5
@soft your standard horse onceler
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@siege oh god that’s LITERALLY the vibe 😭
Show threadTom MagnanimousMar 5
@siege @soft honseler
Show threadIntrepidVectorMar 5
@soft "heterochromia" would be a good bingo square for guys like this
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@IntrepidVector

ooh a bingo game for tumblr sexymen would be fun

* heterochromia
* formal attire
* svelte
* tired eyes
* evil

Show threadTom MagnanimousMar 5
@soft @IntrepidVector yaoi hands
Cheekbones
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@funkula @soft

-nonhuman character personified by fandom as a skinny white guy
-side character or antagonist, loved more than any of the protagonists
-written by Steven Moffat
-shallow asshole given angst and internal conflict by fandom
-voice distortion or strange manner of speech

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@IntrepidVector @funkula

the only sexyman that comes to mind as written by Steven Moffat for me is BBC Sherlock. and i guess maybe The Doctor? did he write more tumblr sexymen??

Show threadTom MagnanimousMar 5
@soft @IntrepidVector I think ten and eleven are absolutely sexymen
Show threadhazelnot Mar 5
@funkula @soft @IntrepidVector yeah but to be fair they are also just, sexy men
Show threadIntrepidVectorMar 5
@funkula @soft I was thinking of Sherlock and the 11th Doctor when I wrote that one, yeah. Probably too narrow
Show threadhazelnot Mar 5
@IntrepidVector @funkula @soft portal: *is toxic yuri*
tumblr: "omg wheatley is such a sexyman"
Show threadSwiff the MundaneMar 5
@hazelnot @IntrepidVector @funkula @soft the funniest thing to me is when someone (usually accidentally, funnily enough) makes their skinny white man anthropomorphized wheatly just a 1:1 carbon copy of Stephen Merchant, his VA
Show threadJohn GarrisonMar 5
@soft https://youtu.be/BXlYuaycRbU?feature=shared
Dr. Seuss' the Lorax (2012) - How Bad Can I Be Scene (7/10) | Movieclips

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@garrison

that wet noodle boy Destroyed tumblr for a time. he was everywhereee.

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@garrison

the songs are decent, even! but oh god if you were on tumblr at the time you either loved or hateddd him due to oversaturation

Show threadJohn GarrisonMar 5
@soft I wasn’t there but I watched a Sarah Z video about it on YouTube and that was a wild ride for me, the uninitiated