I once had a colleague who took interest in me. After she found out I have a girlfriend and I after I simply greeted at her at work she snapped: „What?? Do you know how long I haven’t had Sex? Three Months! THREE MONTHS!!!“ and turned away.

Three month without sex never seemed a very long period to me.

Those are rookie numbers, 26 years baby, Good luck beating that record. I’m goated.