I know. Somehow, I've always known.

https://lemmy.world/post/43860365

Thought it would be funnier if we added Leia

why did they fuck luke over? They put Leia in a hereditary monarch position, and him in some desert in the middle of fucking nowhere to farm moisture?

In my headcannon this explains solitary senile old Luke.
… because he was neglected? Because of the moisture farm chemicals?
Hmm. Well, most chemical desiccants would probably cause moderate to severe damage when breathed in, and with a bit of suspense of disbelief could explain developmental issues…
It’s the blue milk. That stuff rots your brain.