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GrailThat’s pretty racist of Patrick tbh. Why do you only want to marry someone of your own species? Why not some nice person outside your species like Sandy or Squidward or Mrs Puff? Are you a starfish supremacist?
ZozanoI think you mean speciesist.
Racism would imply Patrick hates specific flavours of icecream.
Personally, I don’t “hate” any specific flavours of ice cream, but I do have my favourites, and I really don’t want them mixing because I’m afraid of chocolate and rainbow.
Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.
agamemnonymousI was gonna make a joke, but then I read the article and
After serving enlisted in the United States Air Force, Eiffel entered the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1993. In her first year, she was sexually assaulted by another cadet, but thwarted the attack with a training sword. She was subsequently dismissed from the Academy with a personality disorder: “I really felt that the only way for me to sleep is if I was holding onto something, like my sword, because that was the one thing that protected me. And it just got worse,” she said.
kinda takes the fun out of it
More over, there are more than one type of “LOVE”
EROS: Lust.
PHILIA: frends.
STORGE: natural family love.
AGAPE: Selfless , unconditional love.
Ludus: playful flirty love.
Pragma: committed Long term love.
Philautia: self love (not masterbation)
And more that are not captured by the greeks extensive vocabulary.
When I said ‘I love Ice cream’ I was saying I EROS Ice cream not I AGAPE Ice cream, this is a problem
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