Unfortunately I can’t help with the acceleration. Can’t cancel a subscription that never started

Break into someone’s house and cancel theirs.

Why not break into the CEO’s house and unsubscribe them from their life?

Because that’s murder, and contrary to a health insurance company denying claims, Sam Altman just sucks, but hasn’t killed anyone (yet) (that we know of).

Exhausting energy, fresh water, and giving an excuse to corporations to strip their job, the mean of living, from employees surely isn’t murdering.