prolixiousMar 5
mcc

RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/116174173831789756

There are many types of security one might consider: Physical security, information security, operational security. But regardless of what you're doing or protecting against, there's a cross-cutting rule which applies to all such disciplines:

WATCH OUT FOR THE PERSON IN THE BEAR KIGURUMI

Mar 5 at 3:06amWeb
Show threadRootWyrm 🇺🇦Mar 5

@mcc @xgranade @alice I mean, let's be honest here.

ANYBODY in any sort of bear suit is without a doubt going to absolutely wreck your security. Bear kigurumi? Kiss your locks goodbye.
Bear fursuit? Yeah, you did not patch sufficiently. And that's best case.
The still bloody hide of a grizzly bear? Your door is not stopping that.

Show threadvandorb12Mar 5
@rootwyrm @mcc @xgranade @alice I need to update my threat models now.
Show threadKim ScheinbergMar 5

@mcc
This released a much-needed too-long-held laugh

Thank you!