@ceejbot the English major in me loves that the bicycle metaphor is woven through the whole thing, and then in the very last line you're like, "Now whip out your guitar and shred!!!"

OK OK there's an amplifier metaphor in there as well. I get it.

I loved this, thank you for taking the time to prepare it, to give it, and to share it. I've already waved it at the people I work with.