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All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious?

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All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious? - sh.itjust.works

Lemmy

Mar 5 at 2:13amWeb
Show threadOnomatopoeiaMar 5
Mayhem
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 5
Does JK Simmons count as being a mascot? 🤔
Show threadgigastasioMar 5
That would be his character, Professor Nathaniel Burke of the University of Farmers. We don’t know how much of a badass Prof Burke is, but we do know how much of a badass Simmons is.
Show threadXMar 5
Not quite my tempo.
Show threadactionjboneMar 5

The LiMu Emu.

Those birds are fucking strong.

Show threadGuyFawkesVMar 5
AND DOUG!
Show threadgigastasioMar 5
Doug’s gonna last about nine seconds.
Show threadTjaMar 5
The won not one but two wars!
Show threadjordanlundMar 5
Mayhem.
Show threadNaiohMar 5
Show threadDontRedditMyLemmyMar 5
Flo is actually gangsta af
Show threadtreadfulMar 5
Show threadmystrawberrymindMar 5
Hmm, The General’s tough but he’s also short. I bet the emu would fuck him up with one kick!
Show threadchocratesMar 5
Doesn’t the emu have a gun?
Show threadmrbeanoMar 5
or was that the Glockstrich?
Show threadFishnoodleMar 5

Limu emu.

Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There’s a reason there’s never been a second one

Show threadarctanthropeMar 5
Geico piglet with pinwheels
Show threadLawnman23Mar 5
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.
Show threadℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠Mar 5
Geico’s got a bunch of buff, erudite cavemen in their stable, don’t forget.
Show threadmystrawberrymindMar 5
I vote the cavemen because they’re a group
Show threadpinball_wizardMar 5

Right. Yes. It’s the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.

No sir. I didn’t hear anyone say CEO.

Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 5

All enter the arena and are all instantly vaporized by a death ray.

The peasants rejoiced.

Show threadbaggachipzMar 5
Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.
Show threadCorkyskogMar 5

The general duh, he’s got modern munitions.