yet another thing Mike Johnson hasn't heard about

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zp6gc4wtg3bpw6jpflwqubwl/post/3mgavmupbmc2x
recent stories in Mike Johnson's hometown paper: - Louisiana gas prices are gonna go up because of war with Iran - Where to find a billboard promoting Lana Del Rey - We are all going to die
(the billboard "is located along Louisiana Highway 1 in Cutoff," according to "locals on social media." #savedyouaclick)
better get to it quick before gas prices go up and we die in a nuclear attack