I know I'm getting old and tired because I just saw a toot I completely disagreed with and immediately unfollowed the person and kept scrolling instead of getting into an argument.
@linguistgoneforeign
More like wise and practical.

@DenOfEarth

There must be a positive side to gray hair and back pain.

@linguistgoneforeign I expected the punchline to be: it was one of your own old toots.