Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS

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Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS - Lemmy

It’s not april fools yet

Subscription-based, AI-Focused

“Hey team, so how can we make Windows 11 worse?” - Microslop

will be a modular and AI-focused OS

Take all the parts that used to be included and put them behind individual pay walls. I suggest Control Panel, powershell, network access, adding icons to start menu and task bar, using multiple monitors, the registry, right click menus. I’m sure even more could be added to this list with each starting at $5/mo, on top of the access fee and one drive expansions as access to your own hdd (other than the OS) is restricted behind a $20/mo sub.

Can I get my bonus now? - Microslop team

“Hi there User! It looks like you’re trying to ctrl-alt-delete. Unfortunately this is an al a carte feature for Premium Tier Users only. Upgrade now and we get a totally free trial of left-click for one month on us!”

Oops! You hit your CTRL+ALT+DELETE quota for the week, would you extra usage? ~($5 minimum, no refunds, rates may increase after you accept charges)~