doug

Cough Cough [OC]

https://lemmy.today/post/48703159

Mar 4 at 2:46pmWeb
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 4
This is me with the morphine based cough medicines.
Show threaddougMar 4
Given my lack of self control with sugar and sodium, I’d probably OD on propofol if I had unchecked access to it. I can sleep for eight hours without any noisy neighbor or birds waking me up? What’s the catch?? Except the OD part of course.
Show threadcaptainlezbianMar 4
The other catch is constipation
Show threadAeronMelonMar 4

Latchkey kids growing up in the 1980s:

“Want some candy?”

“Sure”

tosses them a Vics

“…What is this?”

“Cherry.”

Show threadNotSteve_Mar 4
I grew up in the early 2000s and I remember kids my age passing around Vics like candy and even then I never understood it. I understand it even less now as an adult
Show threadrizzothesmallMar 4
Don’t Dead
Open Inside
Show threadninjabardMar 4
The spacing and my lack of glasses had me read it as “The mixed cream cough, for a berry filled drop.”
Show threadSasquatchMar 4
Reverse (transposed) “Don’t Dead Open Inside”
Show threadEpheraMar 4
Yeah, I specifically buy cough drops that don’t taste overly good for that reason now…
Show threadRustyMar 4
@Ephera @doug wait they aren't candy? Woops
Show threadHollowNaughtMar 5
Don’t dead open inside
Show threadVictorMar 5
I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed by these comments.
Show threadClay_pidginMar 5
I do love a Ricola. I can’t think of many strongly herbaceous foods in the U.S.
Show threaddiabetic_porcupineMar 7